Total Medals Earned: 533 (From 110 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,540 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (20/230 points)
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 6/8 (195/395 points)
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Reload any weapon 100 times
Flip a gun 100 times
Complete all 21 Campaign stages
Play for 4 hours
Equalize 500 targets
Earn 57 expert medals
Collect every single in game achievement
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 20/20 (500/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/505 points)
Do 5 slashes in one level
Pop 10 bubbles with one slash
Make all bubbles move in level selector
Get a score of 50.000 in one level
Beat the highscore mode to unlock the bonus levels
Get a score of 100.000 in one level
Do 12 slashes in one level
Get a score over 500.000 in hi-score mode
Do 3 big slashes in 1 level
Beat highscore mode with no continues used
Beat all bonus levels
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/305 points)
Reached Act I
Reached Act III
Viewed the credits so I don't get sued
Reached Act II
Reached Act IV
Prevented oncoming traffic from inconveniencing you
Suffered the wrath of your old pal
Walked down the street and killed a zombie
Showed your love for an unwanted second appearance
Increased ratings, improved the economy
This is for damaging certain property
Saved the city from absolute destruction
Went 200,000 leagues under the sea to infiltrate the hideout
Ended a gentlemen's career
Destroyed Osama X
Found the secrets menu
Killed Osama
Shot down helicopters while enjoying a cab ride
Defeated the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/110 points)
kill an UberKid
Beat the game
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/175 points)
Become really drunk.
Nail (submit) a high score.
Score 5,000 points or more.
Score 25,000 points or more.
Score 50,000 points or more.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/220 points)
Find the wings.
Slay five darklings.
Complete the game.
Turn off the rain.
Unlock all boxes and switches.
Find all of the mushrooms.
Earn more than 35,000 points.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/120 points)
Squeal to the United States Government about the pirated files!
Make a quiz in the XNA Game-maker
Find the secret app. It's right in front of you..
